The Good News According to Jacob
Satire

On Being Ivanka - or It's Not Fun When Your Dad's a Perv

2 min read
On Ivanka - The Daughter of a Child-Abusing Exhibitionist
Fair Use CNN/Getty Image for satire/commentary

Look at this picture, good citizen

You see that lip bite, don't lie to me, girl. You know you see that. For sure for sure.

And what is happening to his groin area while he is biting his lip in a crowded public room.

Just look at the dude in the far right of the picture silently thinking "Sir, what are you doing. My wife and I are literally sitting right next to you, and that girl looks young enough to be your daughter."

Then his wife is sitting there right next to a public lap-dance trying to pretend she doesn't notice anything by staring straight ahead.

This was from a 1996 all-ages Beach Boys concert at Mar-a-Lago (hence the actual children seated right next to the photo's central spectacle). You know, that 60's band known for hits such as "I Get Around" and "Good Vibrations".

Remember when that video came out about Lauren Boebert giving that dude a handy in public.

Look at what we have photographic evidence of trump doing decades ago.

Like there is a pretty big difference between someone siting on your lap and someone giving you a pg-13 lap-dance.

Honestly, at that age, your daughter shouldn't be doing either at a paid public event, but she especially shouldn't be doing the latter.

You know, I know, we've both probably made jokes about their relationship.

But we made those jokes lying to ourselves because we wanted to pretend he only seemed that sick, not actually is.

WTF even is this video:

A lot of people still haven't fully become concious of the sick, depraved freak shit this man has been doing on main for decades.

Lock them all up so we can launch a full public investigation.

(By "them", I mean trump, his whole adminstration such as Ludnik, Bondi, Vance, anyone else there, as well as the Clintons, Bill Gates, Steve Bannon, Michael Wolff, Dan Bongino, any billionaires or hollywood celebrities caught in the photo dump, et cetera. Also, Elon Musk not only for lying about knowing Epstein, but for releasing a child-porn generator as a commercial product. Sick fucks)